Top 10: Tickling your funny bone – creative pet names inspired by ‘Star Wars’, ‘The Lion King’ and more
Last week, we asked our readers to come up with funny pet names. From local brands to jokes and even typhoons, their inspiration came from everywhere
That’s a Sir Wigglebottom if there ever was one - he even has a bow tie! Photo: ShutterstockThis week’s question: If you could create a new club at school, what would it be about and why? To take part, drop us a line via this form or email us at [email protected] by 12pm on October 9. Tell us your name, age and school.
Chloe Wong Cheuk-yee, 12, Fukien Secondary School: I would select Wing Wah for a dachshund. Wing Wah, a well-known Chinese preserved sausage brand, is an unexpected and intriguing choice. Dachshunds, often referred to as sausage dogs because of their long bodies, find a perfect match in this name. It is a playful and clever twist, combining a local cultural reference with the dachshund’s distinctive shape.
Hylia Chan, 11, St Paul’s Co-educational College Primary School: Amy Stake. This name, with its humorous resemblance to “a mistake,” would surely elicit a chuckle when you tell your friends, “My pet is Amy Stake!” and watch their reactions. It’s a playful twist that adds a dash of humour to your pet’s name. And the fact that Amy means “beloved” makes it even more perfect for a pet, reminding owners to love and treasure their pets forever.
Alpha Kwok, 15, Ma On Shan Tsung Tsin Secondary School: If I have a pet, I will name it Nugget. I love chicken nuggets; they are delicious, and I often have them for my lunch. Every time I order chicken nuggets from McDonald’s over the phone, my pet misunderstands and thinks I am calling it. It will be fun; my family will laugh together if the pet’s name is Nugget. Although others may think it is a weird name, it is cute for me.
Yu Yan-yi, 19, Fung Kai No 1 Secondary School: Professor Purrfect would be my choice. As I struggle with overwhelming and seemingly meaningless classwork, I find it necessary to take breaks and find humour in small things to lighten my mood. The funny pet name, Professor Purrfect, is chosen with the hope that it can provide me with the support and guidance I need, or I might just lose it.
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Celestia Ng Hing-ting, 13, St Mary’s Canossian College: I recall a funny story a few years ago: a pet owner took his dog to see the vet. After a short wait, a nurse came out of the doctor’s office and announced with a giggle, “May the dog who must not be named come in?” The dog was named Voldemort. I hope the dog, who must not be named, was not at the vet’s for breaking their nose.
Bryan Lau Tsz-long, 16, Buddhist Tai Hung College: Simba, as in The Lion King, is the perfect name for a lion. When I hear Simba, my brain has background music for that. I think it is a funny name for my pet, especially for a golden retriever that looks like a lion. I hope it can be cleverer than the Simba in the movie and be my best friend in life.
Cecile Peng, 14, Pui Kiu College: The name Sir Wigglebottom gives me an energetic, clumsy, and a little silly vibe; it is suitable for pets that are constantly moving around and wiggling. The Wigglebottom also gives me an image of the pet acting like it is royalty, but then the next second, it tripped over its leg. The “sir” in this name feels like we are giving the pet a fancy, noble title, but it is the clumsiest creature ever. Anyway, calling your pet Sir Wigglebottom really sounds unique.
Ryan Lee Pak-yu, 14, Hong Kong Tang King Po College: Chewbacca the Woof. This whimsical name is a playful nod to the iconic character from Star Wars, renowned for his distinctive growls and barks. Adding “the Woof” emphasises your beloved pet’s canine nature and injects a delightful touch of humour. This clever twist allows for a fun connection between the beloved Wookiee and your furry friend, making it a memorable choice that will bring smiles to anyone who hears it. Whether your dog is barking enthusiastically or simply lounging around, “Chewbacca the Woof” captures the spirit of adventure and loyalty that the character and dogs embody.
Yonca Shum Kwan-yau, 15, Shatin Tsung Tsin Secondary School: “I spit in your drink” – a name that is not just hilarious, but also a surprise waiting to happen. Picture your friends enjoying their drinks in your home, when suddenly they hear you call out, “Come here, I spit in your drink!” The surprise on their faces could be priceless. Would they instinctively throw up or would they burst into laughter at the unexpected prank?
Marcus Lung Ho-wang, 15, Ma Ko Pan memorial college: My friend named his dog Mangkhut because they bought it home during the super strong Typhoon Mangkuht, which affected Hong Kong. They said they brought this dog home by taking public transport, but it took them a long time to reach. With this experience, they decided to name their dog Mangkhut.